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A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!" The father then said: "Tomorrow Im going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?" The same son

Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好

1)TOM'S EXCUSETeacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-GoSlow".汤姆的借口老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why


A person to the outside areas travel, he brought a big pile of baggage to want a rental car. The driver tells him to need 7 Yuan, the baggage free. He said hurriedly: “that asks you to deliver these baggages the train station, I walk catch up with.” 一个

1 那就更糟了 Much Worse Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 中文: 警察:有人抢你的手表

I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep,"

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学


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